hi my name is dean and you may call me dean

17/M(as in male not minotaur)/march 17

also apparently half of tumblr thinks i’m a chick and the other half thinks i’m a dude

hm

i live on the west coast

i hate spiders

dean hates spiders

HEADCANON!!!1

fun fact if you ever call me “cute” or anything synonymous to that word i will pee on your house and set it on fire

jsyk

frequently asked questions aka faq aka read this before asking dumb questions 

Q: how many a’s and e’s are in your url/how do you remember your url?

A:

(picture courtesy of trisha)

or you could just look up like two inches

Q: omg did u draw that picture ur nails r so pretty omg

A:

Q: can i touch ur butt/boobs/body part???//?!111!!??/??!1

A:

Q: omG can u post a picture of urself??!11!!??

A: 

Q: r u a boy or a girl

A: minotaur